It legit looks like he was taking steroids, human growth hormone and a whole bunch of other nasty shit to get in shape for this one. Way too much muscle on that small body makes him look utterly bizarre in this. Like an aggressive, roidy little elf.

I LOVE KATYA.

the internet says he’s 5' 8"

“lowest-common denominator entertainment to the widest-possible audience”

also, zac efron is no longer as hot as he used to be. don’t @ me.

Luke Evans as Gaston was the best performance all year. Loved him.

I don’t think Beauty and the Beast is remotely Stockholm Syndrome. She volunteered to be there in lieu of her dad’s prison sentence. (Is life in prison a harsh sentence for breaking and entering and stealing a rose from a French noble? Perhaps but a revolution is coming to France don’t you worry.)  They bond over…

Mildly nauseous?

Very distressing that so many Democrats are just as eager to jump on the “ehh, she just didn’t campaign hard enough, that’s why she lost” dismissal bandwagon.... When Clinton asserted that Comey’s email memo had a hand in her losing the election, all we heard was “bullshit, she’s just a shitty candidate”.... But the…

Burns my toast, too! Everyone on both sides keeps slamming her for all the campaigning and Being Relatable that she didn’t do— glossing over the fact that they IGNORED all the campaigning and Being Relatable that she tried to do & did do. It’s like they blame her for losing on purpose.

I had a very lovely lunch at Taco Bell today with my very conservative law partner. He listens to conservative talk radio all day and keeps up on current events with Fox News. They just parrot the talking points that paint the current administration in as favorable a light as they can. He did mention that he feels…

No, this WAS out during the election. Just nobody was paying attention— because all the cameras were pointed at an empty podium saying “Waiting For Trump To Maybe Speak Soon”.

yep. can we all go back to that day and start again?

I remember watching the 3rd debate in a bar in Chelsea and when it was over, everyone in the bar was cheering because it was so obvious she would win. It still boggles.

Are you indicating disagreement with that statement? Every single scientific post-debate poll had her winning them all by considerable margins. Which is one of the reasons she was 6-7 points ahead with two weeks to go before Comey fucked everything up.

(And before anyone makes a fool of themselves, yes, the polls were…

Hey, honestly, I’d like to see Kamala Harris as President. I think she could pull it off, too.

Kamala.

So Hillary killed this dude but Anthony Weiner’s still alive? Puh-leaze

Oh I know. Let’s all bear this the fuck in mind in 2018: the GOP is fine with treason so long as they turn a profit and the working class literally die.

Koontz Hardware! Now that’s a show.