Chaffetz is reallllly giving McConnell and Steve King a run for their money in the fight for most loathsome asshole on Capitol Hill.

If Amy Poehler and/or Tina Fey show up, I’m going to lose my shit. Especially if it’s Amy Poehler dressed like Leslie Knope.

Samantha Bee will be there with her converted Herman Cain bus. Plus Scarlett Johansson, Cristela Alonzo, Constance Wu, Padma Lakshmi, Stephanie Miller, Frangela, and more!

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Do you think she’d give me the name of her colorist?

In terms of style, time & place appropriateness, and sheer gamesmanship:

Melania looks like she is attending the christening of the Death Star

This gets even more confusing considering the fact that the actor, Cosmo Jarvis, isn’t actually black, but of Armenian descent. (I know him personally)

I’ve taken Friday off as well. Probably gonna have a hot bath and smoke a blunt as democracy collapses around us.

More like “Bitch Pope.” It’s like a Cherry Coke Zero commerical shot by Fellini, and I am HERE FOR IT, especially if there’s a kangaroo callback joke each week. I’m also thoroughly enjoying watching YP try to train his assistant to not be terrible. “Time for your snack, Young Pope.” Bwahaha.

Auntie Maya ain’t never lied.

Opposition to a fascist puppet of foreign oligarchs (who also happens to be a rapist of women and 13 year old girls) isn’t spiteful; it’s a universal moral obligation. Trump has never done one thing in his life for anyone but himself and isn’t worthy of life, let alone respect. People who say “wait and see” would…

As it should be! I need Dems to get on it!
Be just as spiteful, childish, ridiculous as the rethuglicans were for 8 years...

I’m sorry?

Bingo. I keep hearing certain liberals telling me I need to engage with Trump voters. Bullshit. They’re my same racist relatives who spent 8 years slagging on President Obama. They’re not concerned with coal mining jobs. They want revenge for 8 years of having a black man as President. Trump supporters are racists.…

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

I’m so white I don’t have the shirt, I have the re-usable tote bag.

OR ONE OF THE MANY HILLARY CLINTON SHIRTS YOU ALREADY KNOW THEY OWN!

Jeff Sessions: Too racist for 1986. Just racist enough in 2017.

And that’s my greatest frustration with the last 8 years, to be honest. I wish he and the party had been more cutthroat, but he seems to be too good of a person to have done that.