I knew somebody would make the perfunctory Jezebel insult, I just wasn’t sure how. This was a stretch, but you get the idiot medal for today.

He can in fact be seen devouring whitebread in the gif up top.

Congrats, Vin and KingTChalla, on winning COTD. I gift you this chariot from a long time ago - but not from a galaxy far, far away - which these Sumerian warriors will deliver to you personally.

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

Urban millennial here, who is actually interested in buying a premium motorcycle in the next few years: Harleys are tainted in our demographic.

Robert Jeffress, you are a disgrace to the church. On the contrary to what you claim, what you and everyone like you has done is exactly what Jesus was warning about.

I am disturbed by the fact that you, a cat, have learned to use Kinja.

All she did - literally all she did - was sign a licensing royalty contract with Colourpop for a tube of lip gloss, after getting surgery to enhance her lips, and imply the kits were responsible. That’s it!She signed her name to the makeup they already produced. That’s the extent of her involvement.

Move over guys, the Tata Magic Iris will do for now

I’m sorry for your struggle, I can't think of anyone who has it worse.

The first time in a while SNS is early enough for me to participate! This is Mishto, it’s his fifteenth birthday (around) today. He was rescued from a house that had thirty cats living in it, so no one was keeping track of the birthdays over there.

I am continually frustrated by no news outlets reporting that the car Antwon Rose was riding in was a cab (a jitney, to be exact) and guns found in it belonged to the driver. I suspect that they intentionally leave that fact out, because it makes his murder by that cop even more disturbing. The kid was just getting a…

Like many white people from the rural south raised by Republicans, I primarily align with Democratic Socialist policies and positions. I’m 33 years old. I remember 1998 – the lynching year, Matthew Shepherd and James Byrd, Jr. Columbine happened during my Freshman year of high school. How safe are today’s children…

How are you gonna call yourself Bahama Breeze and not fuck with black people??? Ain’t that a colonizing bitch.

Speaking of dogs, what’s your favorite thing your pet does?

And yet you have no problem working for a man who signed an executive order to protect “religious liberties” to allow so-called “Christians” to deny service to anyone they don’t like (also known as people of color and those who are LGBTQIA). Of all the lies that have spewed forth from your vile mouth, “I always do my…

Fuck you and your concern trolling. And fuck your likely-willful conflation of borderline and bipolar symptoms too.

Ew.

I get that it’s a tradition for $kaycog to post her COTD pics but we can at least tone down the creep factor with the replies

Can we have a 500 Days of “Eat Shit, Ivanka” along the lines of Gawker’s 500 Days of feckless whatshername?