She left you because you are an asshole.

Some of us just use it to find events and shows nearby, rarely post anything and don’t have any information on Facebook worth anything to large corporations.

I could learn to be a decent furniture maker AND make a nice chair for less than that.

you seem fun

Even the bust in the background is tired of all their shit.

When the Dude shows up for his landlord’s interpretative dance, that nailed him as an all-time good guy

That Alec Baldwin tweet throws me off a bit. I know the original that had “Dying” spelled as “Dieing” was deleted. I can only assume a staffer wrote the second by the copious use of commas.

You remind me of the person that Booker T. Washington was describing when he said:

Cheese pizza is for children, like that annoying little shit from Home Alone.

I loathe jet skis with the force of a thousand suns. So, that’s why I wouldn’t buy a PWC.

LOOK AT THE GOOD ROLY POLY BEARS. WHAT A GOOD BEAR.

No response? As opposed to occasional twitter trash talking? Whatever Obama didn’t do, Trump has also done fuck-all.

One ended up in Sacramento.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

My dog is the best dog.

The Border Collies

I can’t wait to vote for her for Space President.

My 7 year old niece has devised a chart where she puts stickers on squares that are numbered. The numbers correspond to a list of misogynistic hot phrases she hears at school, on TV, from my mother, etc. When her chart is full she hands it to the closest adult and demands $20 for Space Camp.

If only she had been able to edit her actions in the way you edited your comment to seem more empathetic...

Do you even know who the current president is? Do you even understand how someone like that ends up the leader of an entire country? Just how corrupt he is? It’s because that country’s social structure is FUBAR from the ground up.