Good boy.

💜 you so much for “100 Days of Clusterfuck”!

When you realize Omarosa found someone who is OK with being married to her, but you haven’t made it past a first date in almost 3 years.

Clearly we’re bashert.

Can we have doggos too?

And that blouse is wearing an even uglier soul.

Zaphod Cheetolbrox

Those are not swimsuits.

Eat all the dicks, please.

Do I have to buy and drink Budweiser to protest the troglodytes now? Godammit why couldn’t it have been Bohemia or Negra Modelo

Obligatory XKCD:

This might sound crazy (what doesn’t these days), but I sat down for a perfectly innocent bowl of chicken soup, and suddenly saw.. well.. *everything*

It was an amazing coincidence that the death of the prohibition on selling out coincided exactly with the moment that selling records ceased to be profitable.

The resemblance is uncanny in more ways than one.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

I’ve never liked Carmelo’s game. It is as exactly as Jackson stated. He gets paid too much money and he probably is too full of himself to hear it any other way. I wish he would just go away because he is a black hole on the court.

They’re cheering a program that is legendary, exclusively due to the actions of a man who put football over everything else including turning a blind eye to pedophilia. Not enough of them objected to the marketing program’s decision to honor Paterno to keep it from happening, so they wear that stain. When the stadium…

Uh if the PSU alumni and fan base would, for the most part, acknowledged that Joe Paterno was a horrible human being and stop denying he was innocent and what he was a part of should never be excused just because he was good at winning football games, I might be inclined to agree with you.

I’m not sure if you’ve ever been to the West, but your pictures look less interesting than my morning commute. (I do want to visit Acadia, though.)