Finally, someone with the courage to stand up to Big Shitty Vegetable.

This is a terrible fucking analysis.

Have a feeling this is what its going to feel like when I have to cheer for the Niners next season.

I apologize in advance because people are going to get tired of me doing this, but: SANDERS 2016!!

Well, that sure was a thing.

The Herkimer Battle Jitney from Mystery Men

I love the video with this 60 year old skateboarder. He just seems like he just still likes it.

Aamer Rahman on Reverse Racism

MAD MAX DISCUSSION THREAD!!!!

I know the world doesn’t work like this, but I just have to make myself believe that somewhere along the line this crusty vomit stain gets what’s coming to him.

I agreed with the first part, then I read the second sentence. It completely captures the attitude that makes everybody despise Boston sports fans. Giving you a +1 for more exposure.

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

I put raw onions on top of everything. I always have a tupperware container filled to the top with raw chopped onions somewhere in my kitchen, and if there's not much food in the house, I'll roll up a slice of pepperjack cheese, put raw onions in it, and chow down. Really grosses my girlfriend out. I chew gum and…

No, dumbfuck. This country was founded on the idea that a governmental body heavily intwined with a preferred religion wouldn't impose one belief system over another.

Jenner's biggest accomplishment is that he somehow manages to be the biggest ass in that photo.

Would pay top dollar to watch her legitimately destroy Justin Beiber on the basketball court.

This sounds a bit like a Boston fan trying to make it seem more like a Pats win than a Seahawks loss

I didn't really care who wins on Sunday, but now I don't think I've ever wanted anything more than for Lynch to score 6 touchdowns, grab his crotch after every one, win the MVP, receive the trophy from Goodell and get interviewed on the podium after. IF THERE'S A JUST GOD THIS WILL HAPPEN.

My personal favorites... for the names and for the ships themselves...

1. Mistake Not...
2. Just the Washing Instruction Chip in Life's Rich Tapestry
3. You May Not Be The Coolest Person Here
4. Zero Gravitas
5. Nervous Energy

Best Iain M. Banks tribute ever. Elon Musk tweeted that he's naming two SpaceX droneships after Culture ships in Banks' The Player of Games. One drone ship will be called Just Read The Instructions, and the other will be Of Course I Still Love You. [via Tor.com]