I think that everybody should keep their name. And if you have a child, the female child should use the mothers last name and a male child should keep the fathers last name. I’m half Norwegian, so I’m a little nostalgic for names like Freya Thorsdottir.... 

I thought it was understood that frats are a way to network with future business partners and power figures who share your racist, misogynistic, homophobic, and generally elite beliefs?

More like “butt-fumbled by the news” amirite?

I’ll just leave this here:

I would argue that designation goes to Jeffrey, AKA the Blue Raja, master of cutlery.

Yeah but us GenX also spawned all this tech shit. Fixing capitalism from within and changing paradigms now just seems to be facebook fascism. 

Quick answer: yes. Also, am I the only one who is a bit concerned about how David Tracey and his sketchy jeep are doing?

I believe the Anne Rice books predate Buffy by decades and are more responsible?

About 10? years ago when i was backpacking around S.E. Asia, all the fucking hostels and bars would be blaring friends or the family guy. i was soooo ashamed to be american. 

I’m no penguinologist, but perhaps the other populations are not declining so much as relocating? 100 miles doesn’t seem to be that far for a penguin to roam?

I wanted Rick to say “stay in the house, Korl!” Just one last time.

You mean Bob Labla, Attorney at law? You can read all about him at Bob Labla’s law blog. 

Nose boop the fat kitty!

I know, right? He barely even barks. Except at strangers and cops!

As an actual working person (carpenter) who needs to lift heavy objects up into truck beds, I scoff at the ridiculous height of almost all trucks these days. It’s easy to lift something heavy to waist height, almost impossible the next 6"-12" that most modern truck beds possess. Those things are only good for rolling…

My dog is the best dog.

Uh, caesar salad is defined by the anchovies in the dressing. Order something else if it’s not for you...

starred just because i love those kitty gifs!

Yep, I’m on Maui right now. My android phone sent the warning 5 minutes before my moms iphone. I figured it’s a nice place to die. Then I thought what’s the greater danger, the flash, fallout, or a tsunami generated from a blast? Fun times.