Fun fact: I live on an island in Puget sound. Almost every ferry crossing the intercom clicks on and drones “ will the owner of the red BMW please turn off your car alarm.”

Moses celebrating St. Patricks day.

So, true story. When i was three (1972), I broke my arm by walking up a teeter-totter in the rain and slipping and falling against an apple tree. On the way back from the hospital, arm in cast, slightly drugged, sitting in the middle of the front bench seat in some nameless station wagon, a car cut us off. Brakes were…

To be honest, I hate read the 500 days of Kristen. For the 81 days of tump, It’s more of a dread read. Like you log in the morning with no fucking idea what shitstorm is brewing and your somehow relieved if nothing majorly fucked up happened overnight?

Well, that escalated slowly!

Why not a three legged turbo tort?

Erin go bragh! I know it’s a day late, but tortoises have a very loose concept of time. And no, he didn’t eat the shamrock. Rather shocking actually. He usually eats everything.

Right. All tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises.

Hmmm. I think it was my dad’s beater 1954 GMC pickup. It had a hippy built plywood canopy, aftermarket turn signals, no seat-belts, and a top speed of about 2 in first gear. Hell, I started in third most of the time. And a tractor knob! Thanks for making me remember that.

oh, god. that’s how we got trump. that moment. oh, god no. no. no.

500 days of Lennu! Make it happen.

#makeamericagreatagain

And, if confirmed, all school children will spend at least one hour per day filling out similar forms.

Is that you? Rex Tillerson himself? I really can’t tell anymore if someones comment is real, paid by some agency, or a bot. Whatev. The answer is fuck you.

Solidarity!

If that was true, then the Tesla dropping you off “in” Times Square might be a small design flaw.

Christmas tortoise will judge you harshly if you don’t un-gray.

The Christmas tortoise will bring all the kittehs moist food and special treats! All you have to do is meyawl all night and leave headless mice by the front door.

Counterpoint: Humans are far more worthless than opossums. Seriously, step back, bro.

tldr.