Fuck you, how about that.

I like the exterior, but that interior is hands down a home run. It looks incredible! Sure, there’s still a protruding screen, but that is the only demerit I see and if I’m being real honest doesn’t even matter to me since I like the ergonomics of having the display up high.

What car?

And many of US are tired of $60 games that ship fucking *broke*. You know what never got patched? Super Mario Bros. Either you’re an entitled teen/twentysomething gamer with NO sense of history or you're a Xennial/Xer who has forgotten your roots.

Commiserate? I'm sure you meant commensurate, but commiserate works so much better. Freud approves.

Judging by wrangler sales, I’ll take that bet. 

-The A.V. Club

“There is no microSD card slot, nor is there a headphone jack”

Please shut the fuck up.

Your list gave me chills.

Spider-Man’s portrayal of policing feels divorced from reality

I know this is a weird and unpopular concept for the people of this site, but most cops are just commoners who want to help their community. Definitely take a minute to breathe and compose yourself before responding.

Wow all the whiny little bitches and haters all in one place. How convenient. 5 Super Bowl Titles and GOAT. Enough Said. deal with it you whining excuse making little girl wannabes. YOUR team sucks. New England is a proven Dynasty and best NFL has ever seen. Your Patriot and Brady envy is rotting what little brains you…

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

Jesus Fucking Christ. All these people on the left falling all over each other in the name of purity can go fuck themselves. I’m so beyond sick of this. 

Or, and hear me out here, if you guys (all aggregation media) wouldn’t give the time of day to this edit job, no one would have even known it existed besides a small reddit group. Instead, you blast it out and give free press for a week, and then report on all the fall out.

“so do our sensibilities and our awareness of the ways in which injustice operates systematically.”

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.