Mo'Nique Explains How She's Being Blackballed in Hollywood

The "some reason" you mention is that we are speaking English. In those examples, those aren't "Americanized" versions of place names, they're the English place names. What, you think people from Glasgow are practicing their rolled r's so that they can show off they've been to Rome for the holiday? I mean, probably,…

Hey! Nice cow outfit, homo! Where can I pick one of those up, the gay zoo? Oh no, it's not a cow, it's a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet.

What's with all the extra N's and E's? Is it a reddit thing or a don't know how to type thing?

SO much easier to be like that when they're dead though.

Probably. We would have gotten that one right if you came into my Taco Bell.

I don't see what's dumb about customer No. 3. If you're watching your gluten, surely the safest thing is to store it in your stomach so it doesn't get lost?

I also personally enjoy seeing the human part of humans.

I very clearly did not say she NEEDED one. In fact, I said I think she looks great. My point was that so many women in her industry do everything they can cosmetically to look a certain way, and I wondered why she didn't. I also stated that my curiosity was mostly based on my own hatred of my own belly.

If fashion magazines published pictures like that one I might start buying them.

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

I have my own Joan Rivers story, from just this past year.

I cannot presently remember a time when I have been more jealous of anyone than I am of you in this story.

When I was in high school, I used to frequent a coffee shop in my town. One day, one of the cooks came to find me. "There's a guy outside whose motorcycle broke down," she said. "Are you going to <local town>? He needs a ride."

It's not insane per se but it was the coolest thing ever! I've been chronically ill since 4. Loads of kidney problems, autoimmune disorders, etc. A lot of pain. A lot of sleepless nights. That's how I got into old movies. If you're in pain & awake at 4am TCM is the only thing on. I LOVE old movies. I pray to Bogart &…

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…

i don't know who any of those people are.

black girl, 1989, Jheri curl in a small mostly white town in indiana. Didn't know everyone had seen 'coming to America' and got 'JUS LET CHA SOUL GLOW' down the hallway.

Her "vision" is "what if Edward Cullen weren't a vampire and he did have a lot of sex with Bella?" I am 98% sure that the director was desperately fighting to turn the books somehow, someway into a movie that wouldn't insult the intelligence of a normal adult audience. I mean, I hear what you're saying about…