(I have been waiting FOREVER to use this gif.)

*off to do that very thing you said not to do*

Google Image search needs to have a warning process for shit like that. You click search and if the results are completely disgusting, a message pops up that says "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS ONE? BECAUSE THERE IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT HERE." And then you can decide if you want to proceed.

I love tattoos and have my own so no judgement. That said (warning: gross generalizations):
I love how the subject matter and placement of a tattoo now ages someone. Daisy chain around the ankle (or anything on the ankle)? OG Gen X'er, was at least 18 when the first Real World aired. Koi sleeves? Later Gen X'er,…

My advice: if you feel like you never have anything interesting to say, reevaluate how you're living your life. When I spend all my time watching reruns on the couch alone, I get dull... no new experiences to talk about, interesting information to relate, or funny anecdotes, and I'm pretty sure my social skills and…

Team chest hair all the way <3

What the fuck? Who the hell wants the celeb chef, who got famous for his food, at thier table for a photo op instead of making them said famous food?

That explains a lot, actually, considering her husband is and always will be the "these snozberries taste like snozberries" guy from Super Troopers to me.

No, not all Yelpers are scum. I worked very hard to do honest reviews when I was using the site, and so did my friends. We took it seriously because we felt it was a service to our community to talk about our experiences. Money isn't easy to come by these days, and it's nice when someone helps you spend yours…

The gif of the kid crying is fucking tragic. The gif of the grown woman crying like a loved one just died is fucking hilarious.

SSSHHHH JUST LET ME HATE JENNAY

The US squad did not have nearly enough talent to advance beyond the group stage. We almost stole Belgium the way we stole the Ghana game. But we were outclassed in 3 out of the 4 games we played. Don't blame his tactics. He's just being candid. I appreciate it. The future looks bright

I'm sorry, but your headline really oversold it. This is approximately the level terror this inspired:

I think you missed the best hug of the games! Mexico's coach, Miguel Herrera, was the best thing to happen to the World Cup.

My favourite will always be this celebration. They are respectively the tallest (Olivier Giroud) and the shortest (Matthieu Valbuena) French players. And they look like they're 7 !

Hello, I would like to submit Mexico's goalie getting his curlies lovingly tugged by a teammate:

It really looks like they are just making fun of him behind his back.

I never said, "this is someone I would not sleep with," nor did I mention my own preferences. I appreciate the inserting of things I never said into my mouth; it's getting to be a bit of a theme.

...was I talking at all about what I was into? I admit that the post itself was wholly unnecessary—and looking back at it, I can definitely see where I fed myself a great deal of shoe leather with both poorly chosen wording and a simple, "You probably should've just shut up," warning that I ignored in my head.