I think that's more to do with her being a woman than an athlete.

Most pennies are not my Ass Pennies.

+1

In other, more unfortunate news, Australia still exists.

No. Fuck mayo.

White people moaning about the "sanctity of basketball" is hilarious.

You play to win the game.

What in the actual fuck is this?

When you play a contact sport, you release the league and your opponents from all liability for injury. That's just part of the game. If you don't like it, no one's forcing you to play.

Blackberry still exists?

As an Ohioan, I roundly denounce the idea of Skyline Chili being a gift from anyone, with the possible exception being Satan Himself.

And none of this matters, because every boxing match that draws money is rigged.

It's basically just Corona with a European name.

Ewwww, console shooters.

I hope you're not trying to imply that all black people are niggers, or vice versa.

"Nah, it's cool, you can have it." - Ohio

White paint is free.

It's a self-important human-interest piece with a book ad at the end. Plain and simple.

Useless fluff piece with no real reason to be posted except the Amazon ad at the end?

Hey this guy doesn't like George Michael! BOOOOOO