In what universe is that excessive celebration?

Always nice to see Chyron used in a sentence.

No sport that's boring until the last 5 minutes can be considered a good sport.

I've got an alternative.

Side windows aren't made of safety glass, they shatter. That's a rag.

Leave Vettel to me...

He still can't buy a decent name for himself though. Dotcom is a shitty surname.

Uh, Red Dawn was about a Russian/Cuban invasion.

Who in the actual fuck is Robyn?

Deadspin's Blown Journalism Delays Actual Sports News For Eternity

Typical female "journalism". Nothing changed.

I'll take a beefy processor and huge display over 24 hours on a charge, any day.

People give a shit about the NBA?

What about a team that hasn't won anything since Hakeem was playing?

Houston still has a basketball team?

I would.

Gonna laugh my ass off when his $4000 costume gets stolen.

Who has two minutes to waste when it's time to get shitfaced?

IDGI

Athlete I've never heard of + Sport I couldn't possibly care less about = Slow fucking news day