PSA to the fucking trolls in the comments.

Ugh...I don’t think this is going to end well...

On a side note: why do you always quote the Guardian for this story? The CBC/Globe&Mail/T.Star not provide enough on-the-ground coverage for you?

While I’m glad that Shay Mitchell is getting work outside of PLL, she should be getting better offers than this movie.

Are Kate Hudson and Sarah Chalke a couple in this movie because even though it looks terrible I am super fucking down with that

honestly WHAT ARE THE CHANCES they finally found another use for this wig

Don’t worry, it is:

No thanks. Lemon’s fine.

“To the Mayan people, or whatever,” is probably my favorite thing I’ve read all day. This is great. This is really great.

Starbucks, The Container Store, Sports Authority

9/10 would follow

I always thought Hermione was too good for him anyways.

I’ll never forget the junior prom.

Oh my god my heart rate has been erratic on my fit bit recently too. But I’m pretty sure it’s an adderal combined with too much coffee baby. Follow me at @AdderalCaffeineFitBitBaby

My fitbit told me that my heart rate increases 10-20 beats per minute when it’s lunch time. I like food.

Yes. I always liked that Ron and Hermione were together and not Harry and Hermione.

And he drunk-owls Hermione on every birthday and anniversary.

I hope it turns out that Ron and Hermione had a rough custody battle and now Ron lives in a shit neighborhood and has a drinking problem.

For some reason I read this as laser hair removal and was trying to figure out the “teenage standards of cool” comment. Did she put rogaine on her neck to grow a hairy neck as a teen . . . ?

I looked 11/10 on my wedding day, and I raided my own closet for a vintage white shift dress, did my own hair and makeup, and made a gorgeous ranunculus and peony bouquet at my local florist in the morning before sauntering over to the courthouse with my beloved. It can be done!

I’m getting married in a few months, and when I started talking about how I needed to start exercising for the wedding, my fiance said something along the lines of ‘if you’re doing it to be healthy, that’s great, but it shouldn’t have anything to do with the wedding. You should just look like yourself.’ He’s a keeper.