If you could take Peter’s personality minus the awkwardness and put it in Tom Schwartz’s body I could be into that so...

Ellie, here for you in this trying time but just cause it’s not morning here doesn’t mean it’s not morning wherever Ansel is (heaven).

Because Lisa and Ken manage his music “career.” (Are you laughing out loud?)

they need to cast someone to take arianna down a few pegs

So the Todd guy who you could probably pretend wasn’t even there isn’t on the list. :(

A SPOILER ALERT DOES NOT WORK HERE

What a cutie!

His absence was the best thing about last season.

Real life version of Crimson Peak. Hopefully without the murder or ghosts.

Get out girl, before you end up like Bran (in other words, mired in the most boring subplot of the series and the inspiration for millions of readers’ sighs and rolled eyes).

Somebody please get that man an epi pen before that allergic reaction gets worse.

I will say Jade looked amazing in her dress!! Her and Tanner are adorable! But Kate you forgot the fact that Erika freaking Rose showed up pregnant and engaged!! I love that crazy woman!! With her tiaras lol

to be fair to him, he posted a blog post saying they literally only went on that show for the $$$$$

Raven irks me so much that I actually found that a bit satisfying.

Possible Unpopular Opinion: Bill Murray is not chill and not funny

I would turn down that penis. Getting my cervix rammed into my spleen is not on my list of kinks.

5 inches is enough, just give it to her the way that she likes it. That's what matters. Those big ones are exciting to look at but the novelty wears off very, very quickly.

Dude, don't. She picked your dick, and if she test drove it before then rest easy she was satisfied by its status. Just like guys have varying length women have varying depth.

They either need to fuck or shut the hell about not fucking. I’m fine with either choice.

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