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In short, because the Republicans control Congress, and Trump’s insanity is helping them do what they exist to do: line rich people’s pockets by hurting the poorest and most vulnerable. 

The whole idea that humans are capable of making the numerous, very sophisticated distinctions that are the basis of wine snobbery has been pretty roundly discredited. Numerous blind studies have shown that even wine professionals can’t make the distinctions that they claim. In some studies the so-called experts gave…

Well see, here’s the thing - you’re just a shitty person. It’s cool. There’s a LOT of shitty people out there who have no empathy for others. And that’s fine. Hey, you can even be racist if you want, because this is America and that’s allowed.

I’m pretty sure the people who died for our freedoms didn’t do it so that this country would become a place where you have to show dogmatic loyalty to symbols as if we lived in a dictatorship, saluting “Dear Leader” and bowing down lest we be marked a traitor. Let’s save that forced patriotic bullshit for North Korea.

You do realize that if you just let them through, the situation would’t even register... Do you remember the last person to pass you on the left? Probably not... Do you remember the last person who got pissed and aggressive when you were a passive-aggressive a-hole about it? Probably and he probably does too.

Move to the right, and stop trying to justify your flaccid, passive-aggressive need to be the unofficial traffic cop who clogs up the left lane in a pathetic attempt to force others to abide by your interpretation of the rules of the road.

You started out fine, but then you went off the rails. It is true that you don’t have the right to speed.

No.

Leave this fucking woman alone, you internet shitbags. WTF is wrong with these puerile hackers??

I try to say all foreign phrases properly, usually even when that sounds silly... except for one.

You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me.

someone with a diagnosed/undiagnosed psychiatric disorder that presents with psychotic episodes can easily be triggered into one when consuming Marijuana. We have little evidence that a neurotypical person would become psychotic upon consumption. So his defense could be sound if he has a history of particular mental…

This is exactly like the fourth season of The Challenge where CT was accused of cheating on the elimination competition, but then we all realized it was more like Teen Wolf.

I don’t know, could have used a few Karate Kid references, or a least a story about his buddy SkoalCan losing at blackjack.

I can tell you tried so hard and have so much heart, but you have so much heart that you have a heart for a brain. Sober up and edit your comment.

Oh calling names? Ok cumstain hack writer, I’ll say it again: The headline “Vin Baker’s Training to Manage a Starbucks” is a passive dig at the guy. I suspect you’re the cockbreathed cousin at the holidays saying, “Hey Jim, so how’s it going working in the GROCERY STORE? What? Why’s the guy pissed? Just asking about…

I'm sure this post was meant to elicit snark and condescending digs at how the "mighty has fallen," but good for him and his recovery. There is no shame in working an honest living, at Starbucks or washing dishes or wherever that may be.

Because people are loathe to acknowledge the problems with celebrities they love. Folks like Bert etc. around here used to have giant Burt Reynolds gif and pic parties here. Burt Reynolds beat his wives... but some people (#notallfeminists!) will overlook that if you’re attractive enough or charismatic enough.

This is yet another example of a poorly designed map which influences the reader in unintentional ways. First, the map is presented in a Mercator projection which distorts areas to the north by making the longitudinal lines parallel. This makes the northern states appear much larger than they really are. Second, the…