It’s posts like that this where I stare at it for 15 minutes trying to figure out if I am the idiot for not getting the joke or the poster is the idiot for not being able to read.

I originally read this as she survived but also killed her husband. O.o

these kids have a fucking right to be in this fucking country,ok?

After Nick’s mother apologized,

The po-po sez no- no to licking the do- do. Yo.

Tragic for all parties. I can’t imagine how the drivers of the cars feel.

the comments on this thread are all solid. excellent jokes all around. give yourselves a pat on the back.

For anyone here who says vaccines are dangerous - the method used to produce vaccines has been studied for over 200, close to 300 years. Cars have been around for less. Microwave ovens have been around for less. VACCINES HAVE BEEN AROUND LONGER THAN HANDWASHING AS A MEDICAL PRACTICE.

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There's a metal-ass brunch joint near my house that serves Huevos Panteros :)

IKR, i love ordering “huevos rancheros”, but this just topped that on my most fun to say breakfast dishes list. Sorry, Tutti Frutti, you’ve been bumped!

Counterpoint: RBG.

I’m waiting for a brewery to roll out a Scalia IPA, which will check in at a mouth-puckering 200 International Bitterness Units.

“My reasoning is simple: When is the last time you were on an airplane and didn’t feel a hot burst of rage the second the person in front of you dropped their seatback right into your goddamn lap? Why would you want to impart that experience on anyone else?”

Don’t recline? That’s adorable.

The need for women to measure up to men in sports is political correctness gone wrong, as women have wholly different physical parameters and limitations than men. Women’s football (soccer) for instance is slower and more static than men’s football and less entertaining to watch for people who know the game well and…

Denial of an obvious goal scoring opportunity.

Hey, look, everybody! I found somebody with daddy issues!

Going to AskMen.com as a legitimate source of information in regards to men makes as much sense as going to Jezebel.com for feminist thought.