I used ConsumerReports.org TrueCar tool to get a big guaranteed discount on Mk7 Golf at a certain dealership. I asked a different dealer closer to my home if they would price match AFTER he sent me an email saying they would beat better offers. He told me "That's impossible. Use your head. You will never get that…

Just picked up Let the Right One In. Recently finished Scar Tissue, the Anthony Kiedis autobiography. I rolled my eyes through basically the whole thing.

I'm gonna switch it up and clue you all into the BEST children's book ever:

If it's a legitimately funny re-imagination like 21 Jump Street, I have no problem with it. If it's simply a lazy cash grab like.... everything else.... then.........

It seems the white men who green-light network shows only understand broad, stereotype-based comedy.

please delete your account. thx.

I have a coworker who is a crazy outspoken Tea Party supporter, Palin-lover, Obama-hater but otherwise is a really cool guy. It's weird but apparently it can happen.

Dish

Almost as chilling: how part of me is jealous that he is able to go home with that many women that often.

I don't usually get offended but wtf is this?

A question I feel was unresolved from the Gawker post: Was this a sonic boom?

Looks more like a 6th grader drew this comic

Surely you're trolling

Two sets into the Federer-Cilic match and I'm looking like a total jackass.

Congratulations to Federer on the GS title.

I know what you're all thinking... but this is NOT sexual harassment. Because............................................................................. Usher?

It's my understanding that different breeds have different personalities, and therefore one would buy a cat from a breeder to ensure that they have those desired personality traits.

Boners don't feel like much physically. But they do make you feel more powerful. In a manly way. Like you could do anything. Like you could reach up, tear down the stars in the sky, and drop kick the fucking sun.

God DAMN IT.

This is the only razor, electric or other, that did not irritate the crap out of my skin. I highly recommend this one for people with sensitive skin.

This is the only razor, electric or other, that did not irritate the crap out of my skin. I highly recommend this…