God damn it, Drake is terrible. TERRIBLE.

FYI - sometimes charges aren't filed for political reasons, as well as the likelihood that intent cannot be proven beyond a reasonable doubt. This doesn't mean that a murder didn't occur. I mean, I'm no lawyer but I have half a brain. That's why I don't watch NASCAR/Sprint car bullshit.

Ok, so your choice of words was used just to start arguments. I thought you might have a nuanced view. Neeeeeeeeevermind.

I don't understand why whiskey is "better" than anything else. I hear that a fair amount. The taste compliments food better than other liquors? It's darker in color? Smells stronger? It tastes harsher? It makes the drinker looker manlier? The custom of pouring into a specialized glass, throwing out the first drink,…

Caguama FTW

Megalomaniac isn't the preferred nomenclature, dude. Narcissistic personality, please.

I will never get tired of Delonte West jokes.

Ummmmmm

Perhaps they were referring to water weight loss. That is a thing, although obviously temporary. Sometimes people confuse that with fat loss when they get on a scale.

If posts and crossbars had lives, Sneijder would be a cold-blooded killer.

Robben flops plenty but I actually don't mind this call because the defender obviously threw an arm out to take a shot at the guy and thought he'd get away with it. This one was exaggeration more than outright dive.

The ESPN3 feed is terrible. Do any of the other links allow me to watch with a Comcast/XFINITY internet-only subscription?

As a man, the bro map resonated with me. I don't know what the fuck is going on in this article. Am I a misogynist?

Fuckin Cornell, man.

You're kind of a dick but I lol'ed. Also, legit sources are hard to come by on these internets. +1

Most everyone thinks it's bullshit. But when the officer slaps cuffs on you is not the ideal time to challenge it.

Oh, come on. She clearly escalated the situation.

Hot take, bruh.

I'd rather win on a questionable call than listen to your self-righteousness.

Nope. It's clearly stated.