As a Spurs fan, I'm biased so I need outside opinions... Do people see Pop as a Belichick figure, all grumpy and taciturn? Or as a little less of a dick?

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I'm just glad it wasn't Chillie Poon

It should've been Dr. Loki Skylizard vs. Alkapone Cruz-Balles in the final. But the contest was apparently hijacked by grade school drop-outs.

Agreed. I know this is really a light-hearted contest but it actually angers me how people can vote for something so lame. It's not funny.

Yeah, pubmed is fucking awesome. I wish more people understood they had this resource at their fingertips. It's very empowering.

Do people really like Drake? I mean, people with ears?

I think you're right that Rooney got the pass off.

I just googled it, and "gook" was used before the Korean War. One of the earliest uses in the 1910s/20s refers to Filipino women and Haitians.

How are Tertius Zongo and Tumpsey Speeks not rolling over the competition? Are you people fucking insane?

Same with CrossFitters vs. Anti-vaxers. CF is the douchiest of the douchey. But I wouldn't necessarily call them bitchy. Anti-vaxers are indeed bitchy.

You seem to have put a lot of thought into this fantasy. It makes me laugh and feel sad at the same time.

These types of people think that not pulling a gun on someone makes them a pussy. They are emotional and impulsive. Best not to hang around them for too long, only bad things will happen.

THIS, times a million-bazillion. Why do so many people fantasize that they are action heroes and that nothing can possibly go wrong, if only they can forcefully insert themselves into the situation?

Casual US soccer fans are mostly exposed to World Cup and Champion's League matches, since they are the ones given the most air time and publicity. Watching those matches and then watching MLS is painful.

I've been told that I have good form on my squats, but oftentimes I get severe pain in my left hip flexor area. I sit back and drop so that my hips are just below knee-level and nothing seems wrong with my overall motion, from what I can tell. I do some leg swings and foam rolling beforehand. Do I just need to become…

Comparable situation but with calcific tendonitis in my right shoulder. I feel your pain (or something similar).

I didn't know this was The Dream. I've wasted my life...