I think it goes without saying that if Michelle were the "right" skin color and belonged to the "right" political party (see what I did there? huh? huh?), he would be kissing her "fat" ass.

We actually had a protester arrested and she now has a special, extra-long buffer zone she has to abide by. All the other protesters have a 15' buffer zone whereas she has a 50' zone. It's fun to watch her stand all by her lonesome across the street while all her 'cool kid' friends get to hover around the door. Serves…

So I take it that these street trolls are able to tell, just by looking, which visitors to the abortion women's health clinics are totally and for sure there for abortions, and which are there for:

Can you imagine if the resources (time, effort, probably at least a little bit of money) spent on this ridiculousness was put to use elsewhere? Education, research, fundraising, food banks; these people would actually be contributing to society and as a bonus I wouldn't feel the overwhelming urge to replace their…

People who scare women out of medical treatment deserve a special place in hell.

I will watch the shit out of this because I love Bob Odenkirk.

"but to pretend that she doesn't make sense"

I dunno what the big deal is. She's just captured the internal dialogue of the vast majority of her supporters. Grammar is for Socialists and Homersexshuls.

Ok, in all seriousness, there are some fairly obvious markers of substance abuse in her speech and body language. Perhaps those "diet pills" are catching up with her.

And to think, she could've been Vice President.

I think she's had a small stroke. Honestly, it's hard to tell. How do you know for sure when Bleu cheese has gone bad?

That video definitely hints at some serious drug or alcohol issues going on. Her plastic surgery isn't aging well, either. I can only imagine how her story's going to end. Can she actually carve out a continued media career as America's rightwing alcoholic aunt (ala Peggy Noonan) or is this going to spiral into a…

Those aren't even sentences. Wow. I seriously think this woman is either on a wheelbarrow full of prescription drugs, or drunk, or both. Who is propping her up? The fake campaign money has to have run out by now.

Diagnosis: Xanax hangover after a couple of espressos.

It's like she accidentally made a parody of herself.

Men have no idea what tampons and pads cost and how deeply essential they are. There's a huge stigma about menstruation that makes a dude buying tampons for his usually overly emotional girlfriend into a tired TV comedy show trope. Women in poor countries either have nothing to bleed into it (and lose jobs and school…

I watched this shitstorm on Twitter. (She's fearless when confronted with shit like this, btw.) Guys. SHE NEVER SAID 'I WANT FREE TAMPONS.' She only asked if people knew about any programs in other countries. Just asking that simple question provoked people to call her a cunt. Also, I highly recommend following…

what about the specific allegations made in the letter regarding Mark's shitty behavior? Care to comment on any of that?

He will probably be outted sometime soon.