My first concert was a Gwar show in a club called "the Abyss". I was in the 6th grade, my dad took me and they wheeled a giant penis on stage and sprayed the crowd with milk. Moral of the story: my dad is awesome.

i assume the lapd is going to inspect any instance of a beautiful young white woman with a rich old white man, as well. right, lapd?

Happened to me in NYC. The only thing that shut down the questioning was the fact that they suddenly noticed that I was carrying a massive fucking bag with my laptop and about 4 books (seems an inconvenient thing to carry around while working). A massive bag that it took 10 minutes (or what felt like 10 minutes) to…

My only fashion pet peeves when traveling are when people wear dirty clothes that smell bad or clothes that expose too much skin. Or MOST OF ALL, the garbage monsters who do not wear socks and take off their shoes for the entire flight. Unless you got a pedicure in the terminal while waiting for the flight, that's not…

Because people lie and say they got an abortion? I'm pretty sure it's the other way around.

Ted Cruz, in the Rotunda, with a vaginal ultrasound machine.

I read that article because I literally didn't believe you! I was like, "No offense, but I'm sure he's implying that she lied about the circumstances of her abortion. He can't be acting like she pretended to have two abortions when she never had any, because that would be asinine and make no sense." But, sure enough:

First you stop teaching science in schools. Then you trumpet personhood and call women who get abortions murderers. Then you criminalize miscarriage. Then you have assholes who know nothing about how reproduction actually works declare themselves in charge of both regulating it and explaining it to the idiot…

Only Mr. Siggins knows the truth about his alleged journalism credentials . We simply do not know the circumstances of Dustin Siggins's supposed credentials, education, or basic humanity.

This right here is why I really hate the mentality that I need to give a reason for or "excuse" my abortion. It's my business, and they can fuck off why. If you try to justify it all it does is give them grist for their mill. Just like anything else medical, "nunya business" is enough.

No, this is a home for a penis.

You know, I can understand why some men would love this kind of jerkish bro cult, because it is all about how great it is to be an alpha male second only to a god, but I cannot wrap my head around why ANY woman would think worshipping this garbage is a good idea. People like Driscoll are literally telling women…

What is this motherfucker smoking? I thought the headline was just like a facetious summary of what he said for clickbait purposes, I read the article and I find... nope, he really said it, and he seems to really mean it.

The internet has introduced me to this whole new emotion I like to call, "bewilder-rage". It's…

Just a thought: can we please stop calling these women's health clinics "abortion clinics"? They provide many more health services than abortions and I believe we help fan the anti-choice, anti-access to healthcare for women flames by using the term that those in opposition have chosen to use as a way to incite the…

I had to deal with some of these fuckers when they came to my campus on Wednesday, showing off pictures of dead fetuses. They screamed at me, and came uncomfortably close. They also told me my parent's interracial and interfaith marriage was going to go to hell. And that I dishonored them for being gay. So I made a…

"But San Francisco lawmakers and police are working together to find a balance that keeps clinics safe from aggressive protesters while guaranteeing freedom of speech."

NO. Freedom of speech is what these bastards hide behind. They do not have the right to harass innocent people seeking medical treatment. You don't…

What type of people spend their day harassing people? Clearly they're mentally unstable

Yeah I was reading this thinking hmmm, well my rape isn't in that number, I wonder how many others aren't...

While this is disturbing as fuck for many reasons, the silver lining is that we now have a better study to refer to when discussing this stuff with crazy MRAs. No, it won't change their minds, but at least when these assholes come at us with "DO YOU HAVE ANY SOURCES FOR THAT HMMM WHERE IS MY FEDORA?" we have something…

My best friend is a 5'3" tiny woman, and she runs all the time. Once she was alone and a dude on his bike smacked her ass. So she shoved him off his bike and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WEARING A HELMET, ASSHOLE!!!" and then ran off.