I call bullshit

Whoa whoa whoa...you can't call the cops for "religious apocalypses".

My faith in humanity is left untouched, my faith in America not turning into something from the movie Idiocracy is getting weaker though.

At first I was amused at how petulant and whiny this sad little misogynist sounded, but then I started getting disturbed, because this guy sounds like a rapist. I don't say that lightly, but this reads like a rant from some sociopath in prison for serial sex offenses more than from a religious proselytizer. The…

"regrettably public." Yes, if only he had the presence of mind to rape her in private, then he could have finished, and nobody would have believed her, just like all the rest of us who have been raped, so he wouldn't be in trouble. Fuck this fucking guy and his fucking lawyer.

Imagine being told that your feelings aren't valid, your pain isn't legitimate

Seriously, what does one have to do to get fired from your office? Eat a baby at a board meeting?

I prefer the old-fashioned way. Getting drunk at the holiday party and then screaming at my cubicle-mate that TUNA FISH SANDWICHES SHOULD BE EATEN IN THE BREAKROOM, NOT AT YOUR DESK ASSHOLE!!

One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables…

Are you actually so dense that you don't understand the difference between being raped, tortured, displaced, having your child conscripted into a warlord's genocidal campaign just to serve as bullet magnets and stopping cellular division? Being raped hurts and there aren't enough words in this language to describe how…

I think this article is more to point out the terrible shit that happens when you restrict women's access to abortion. With no access to safe abortion, there are no great solutions.

JUST TAKE THEM ALL DOWN YOU SHITFUCKS

Don't worry, sir. A cop heard about this YMCA mix-up and is on his way to assist. He's bringing back-up.

See, now I'm just going to mock you for being so incredibly ill informed.

Because America has an extremely short attention span. We forget everything that isn't on our news feed for the outrage of the day. I wished I believed in hell so I can soothe myself with the picture of Jerry Falwell smoking a dog turd whilst getting probed by various imps and demons.

"Well, Fox News says that feminism is responsible for a lot of bad things, but not genocide and mass starvation. I may be a little hasty in making this statement though, so let me check with my puppet masters to see what I should think. BRB."

Dear Close Friend,

When I saw the phrase "shadow wedding," here are some things I thought it might refer to before I clicked through to read this post: