MISANDRY!

Maybe it’s why they try to rape people too?

Using tools and crap to solve problems.

Weird. So dolphins probably can’t tell individual humans by sight at that distance. I hear crows can tell individual humans apart from a distance. I can’t decipher any crows or dolphins from any others at any distance, so I don’t really feel like I should judge.

thanks! my one piece of advice is don’t wait for your thesis advisor to get back to you to continue working on anything. a lot of people in my thesis seminar made that mistake not realizing that we were never going to hear back from our douchebag advisor and are currently totally fucked. other than that, it’s…

And it's offensive to groundhogs!

Also, the Christmas special is garbage. There. I said it.

I unabashedly love this show so much. I was planning to hate Lala, but I actually think she’s a good match for Jax.

I think this is likely the perfect encapsulation of their daily life: She smiles placidly while he spins in dizzy circles until he throws up and she has to put him down for a nap.

Lena Dunham discussing her fun times on stage:

She is getting her bachelors and hopes to go to medical school one day.

Seems like this tour’s been going on since 1989.

I watch this and think “oh, the foolishness of youth, God bless ‘em,” and then I remember that most of them are in their thirties, and all my hopes for America crumble to ash.

I cannot believe this many people are willing to sleep with James.

There is literally nothing attractive about him, aesthetically or otherwise. I do not understand his appeal in any way.

OOF. That James kid is UNattractive. He is definitely riding the ‘cute’* accent thing to the Nth degree. He is going to age like raw chicken.

No probably about it. A seriously talented guy.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess....I meant....as a Ken I always get called Lauren....ahem...

OMG IF I GET ONE MORE OF THESE

*Krismas