I love those sandals and I would wear them too. But not with socks.

Whatever, whatever! I do what I want! It’s my sexy body :p

Honestly, especially on SJP, that still looks bad. Sorry.

I always thought tights /=/ socks.

This is a mary jane! It’s okay!

exception:

There is actually a lot of shame involved when you are a woman with shit domestic skills. I know, I cant cook, my cleaning is both awkward and terrible (I grew up in a hoarding house and was not able to clean) and as far as the ‘feminine touch’ of decorating and making a house a home - fahgeddit. It removes me from a…

really? Oh wow, I’d be giving her pies and inviting her for Christmas. Wouldn’t want to live in your neighbourhood.

I mainly like her because of how she’s tried to help Lamar even after he’s been such a dirtbag. Compassion and loyalty go a long way with me.

@khloekardashian You finally admitting you’re a big nasty man?

but she does find it odd that people (specifically, “petty motherfuckers!”) care so much about the inanities of her life

I think its really important when you’re getting a divorce to put your fridge first. It’s so easy to fall into the trap of using your fridge as a pawn when things get ugly, and it can do lasting damage. That being said, I never think its a good idea to stay together for the sake of your fridge.

She’s going to start storing babies in a fridge?

i dont remember him in anything lately, maybe Shrek. I thought Melanie probably makes more in royalties than him

I can only hope my husband and I are as civilized about splitting up the Picassos when and if we split.

It was also called “Man of the Year” until 1999.

Merkel is, notably, the first woman to be given the over-hyped distinction since 1986,

That’s exactly the point. They could be a goddamn CIA assassin in their spare time with being Maroon 5’s bass player the perfect cover for their international travels.

She also once cancelled a meeting with Putin because he was late.

I WOULD HIT IT.