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Did she punch you?

i’m down with all of it besides the lower lashes

Nah. I’ll just keep my small, saggy boobs.

I think regardless of whether or not any specific terror organizations had anything to do with this attack, or if it even has to do with religious radicalization, it will be exactly the sort of thing Daesh is hoping for. Millions of immigrants are hoping to come to the United States, or to the EU, to escape what is…

I just bought a rose quartz ring. I’m so ahead of times...

Wow Clover I find your fixation on this bird’s appearance really problematic

controversial take:

Fact of life, Male birds tend to have the nice plumage for a reason. The brightly coloured feathers are a key factor in attracting mates which, come to think of it, explains an awful lot about the clubs I used to go to.

“Annoying Taylor Swift fans" is kind of redundant, no?

He looks so much like Rupert Friend in this pic that it's even making me question my love for Rupert.

Not only a cheez wizard I see

The reason she doesn’t have black friends is she doesn’t see race! Duh. She is post-racial.

2015...the year love was destroyed for sure.

Did you just not die laughing when Jax said that? As disgusting as Jax is I cannot hate the guy.

NOBODY SAW THIS COMING (except everyone).

Well, this was obvious. As the great American poet Jax Taylor once said “I have milk with a longer shelf life than that marriage.”

I hate to do this, but her posing in a wheelchair like it is some sort of sexy glamorous accessory is actually a bit more than “semi-offensive.” If someone wearing, say, a Native American headdress as a costume is considered extremely insensitive (as it should be) and inappropriate, how is this any different? People…