I agree. This kid can't make a decision about whether she wants a half-undressed photo to be widely disseminated.

I don't think this is a problematic image on its own (in fact, it's pretty darn cute). But I am a little creeped out by mommy blogger or even just prolific instagrammers making the decision to widely disseminate a photo of their kids in panties or half undressed. I think a person should be able to control his or her…

Meh, I top most of my salads with goat cheese, avocado, seeds and homemade dressing. Probably way more calories/fat than the McSalads. If I went to McDonalds though, I'd definitely get a side of fries and coke, so...I'm coming out ahead!

Your sense of victimization appears second to none. Do you not see all the criminal defense attorneys on here defending Clinton? I'm a proud feminist female criminal defense attorney. Fuck the fuck right off.

Okay, you do know "properly slut shame" is not actually a legal defense tactic. What specifically do you think Clinton did right and wrong here? Is attacking credibility by trying to enter a false history of allegations slut shaming? (Assuming consent is an issue in this jx with a 12 yo), is trying to show the victim…

Half of Jezebel is lawyers, seriously. There are a lot of other criminal defense/public defenders on here. As a feminist public defender, the treatment Hillary Clinton is getting is really frustrating.

Look no further than Trayvon Martin for an example of a murder victim who was "smeared." It happens frequently. If a defense attorney can bring in something that might make a victim look bad, he will.

Exactly what I was going to say! (Although I don't find her opinion on an FRE relevant in her presidential run). This was 1975, folks. Clinton was doing what a lot of defense attorneys would have to do now if it weren't for updates to the rules of evidence that disallow some of this evidence. If you don't like the…

Same here! I basically died over Danielle Brooks. Then did a scroll-through and realized everyone looks flawless and wonderful because they are movie/tv stars and I am just really excited because OITNB, duh!

Still not as awkward as the girl who sang Jewel "Pieces of You" at my middle school talent show.

My boyfriend was popular in middle school and it kinda worries me. He LIKED middle school. Who likes middle school? Also, I am glad he did not peak in middle school.

Not to make this comment more than it is, but for me the one who got away was a small and sexy dude. And I feel like 50% of the doucheiness that caused me to dump him came from insecurity due to his stature. So, preach!

This is why I can't get into my MLS team. It's not even the stuff fans yell at other teams, but our own team. One misfired pass, and then some drunk jackoff yells "fuuuuck YOU NUMBER 11" for 90 more minutes. But I make lemons out of lemonade, so I'm turning it into a drinking game and taking a shot every time someone…

So, you said your wedding was the best day of your life. What's your wife up to these days?

Your problem isn't that you're ugly, it's that you're a passive-aggressive, condescending dillhole. You keep telling yourself whatever you need to justify why women don't like you, dude. What about dudes? Why don't they like you? Too busy getting pussy to care about a nerd like you?

Two decades ago, kids could sit in the front seat because there were no airbags. Now, kids sit in the rear where they can't be seen. Here's my young lady rant: quit the knee-jerk reaction you have to blame my generation for a problems yours would have had too. And quit taking a chunk of my paycheck, while you're at…

"Humans, Hickling said, have a fundamental need to create and maintain a narrative for their lives in which the universe is not implacable and heartless, that terrible things do not happen at random, and that catastrophe can be avoided if you are vigilant and responsible.

"Humans, Hickling said, have a fundamental need to create and maintain a narrative for their lives in which the universe is not implacable and heartless, that terrible things do not happen at random, and that catastrophe can be avoided if you are vigilant and responsible.

This is the most gut-wrenching thing I've read in a long time. Ugh.

The other day I put the spinach in the cupboard. It seemed absolutely impossible to me, because I never fuck up like that, I'm not slipping into early Alzheimer's, there is no trend. But it makes it ever, so slightly possible that I could make a big fuck up some time.