Given that you're the first person to explicitly remind us that being poor is not child abuse I'd say your kid will be a-ok.

I totally misread your comment and wrote something really dickish, which I now cannot find. Total internet fail for me on every level right now. Apologies!

Um. I'm a vegetarian, and well aware that the typical Americans get more than enough protein, but you sound like a total asshole by making this about the choice to be a vegetarian instead of children starving. Are you going to launch into the lecture about how cheap it is to buy bulk beans so no kid has an excuse to…

ESPN's top story on this says the video "appears" to show Rice hitting Palmer and they both hit each other before she fell back. Unreal. The fantasy bio for Rice says he was released from the team, but doesn't say why. Josh Gordon's bio has paragraphs about his drug issues. Is it the NFL pressuring the network, or the…

In the unlikely event the Ravens are telling the truth about not seeing the video, I'm curious as to whether she's seen it.

Yeah, that was almost as terrible as the trolling.

I feel like men without daughters should know this is wrong too. And not because it's their job to "protect" women. It's their job not to be the thing women need protection from.

Oh yes, I see the error of my ways. VIOLENCE FOR EVERYONE! ...

His callousness towards her after the incident was extremely disturbing to me too. I wonder if Palmer had seen this video? I was actually surprised at the attitude of the security guard too. Even if he initially suspected she was unconscious due to alcohol intake rather than being the victim of assault he should have…

I pray that you always stay in the grays. Jesus.

I used to scrape off the sides of the bag and eat it. So. nasty. Now I pop the popcorn on the stove. Of course....I pop it in coconut oil and salt it liberally. Can't change who we are.

It's a Midsummers' night party. The one in the middle is really fantastical and pretty. And she looks awesome. Also, I'd managed to forget "Crystal Hefner" was a thing. :(

Problem is catchy and I loved Break Free the more times I listened to it, so I'm relatively excited. Hate this picture though.

Wow, your message of "goodwill" and "empowerment" is ringing loud and clear here.

Ugh, I had a shitty experience with an Xfinity rep at Best Buy. They hilariously have set up camp by the aisle with streaming devices — I guess it's the best place to try one last time to convince someone not to cut the cord. A dude was actually blocking my way to get to a Roku 3.

"Starting to question my core values and ethics...more specifically my honesty. Is omitting information, sugar coating truth, and fibbing not also dis-honesty? I have lived the past 34 years thinking that honesty is always the best policy, but as a result I have lost friends, caused family rifts, and hurt others. Have…

Gah, this dumb-butt is giving me flashbacks to the folks who argue that gay marriage somehow hurts their own goddamn marriages.

Oh, it's lovely that you two found each other.

yesyesyes

I feel like the guy who wrote this list would think that having a Mad Men character Kinja name would be super lame.