Why?

Right? Every time I see one of these asinine comments about school basically being training to get kids used to the 9-5, I wonder if people truly want to slap suits on kids and drain all the joy and potential creativity out of their lives. While currently funemployed, when working I wear a suit every day. School is…

3/10 fucking pathetic

Agreed, but I would *hate* to be personally named in something like this, ya know?

twit/witch? ....oy

I'm going to go ahead and guess she bought it for him. So. She can buy him a replacement.

So...your position is that it's not a big deal to ask the women to do similar things?

I went to a revue in Vegas and I agree with Lady Amalthea that the sexy vibe gets overwhelmed. So, actually, I hated it and did not have a good time, because I was looking forward to relaxing and letting the dudes do their sexy stuff. It was pretty apparent the producers didn't believe female arousal was a thing…

I really object to this line of commenting because I feel ya'll shouldn't be commenting on it if you find it so worthless, ya know? That aside...my main issue with this show (other than the unfathomably patriarchal, outdated stereotypes it pushes, even now that it is featuring a woman with a "real job!") is that it is…

I figured he probably also referenced their breakup in his stand-up. Because I'm the nicest person on earth, I'm going to be really charitable and say that for these entertainers, public comments on personal issues is probably part of their lives and art. It certainly makes them money. Although the twitter rant loses…

Yeah, a burrito and a faded tan does the same to me.

Please reply with appropriate gifs re Jennifer Aniston, Julia Roberts, KATE FUCKING MIDDLETON* and Heidi Klum getting covers over Beyonce.

This is how my partner eats and it drives me nuts. He's been on this Fiber One bar kick recently because he claims he needs something to eat with the (greens based!) morning smoothies I make for us. I just eat a bunch of nuts a couple hours later, but he insists that isn't actually a breakfast food. Fiber One bars…

In my very personal opinion, running at a pace not much faster than walking isn't worth the potential for injury over just walking at that pace. But it's probably the only way to work towards faster running, so it's kind of unavoidable, I guess. Anyway, I love the treadmill extreme incline workout for cardio. It's the…

As a budding atheist teen I recited this prayer regularly: God, please forgive me for not believing in you.

But is she an atheist??

I don't think Christians are stupid, but quite a few of them think we are actually going to burn in hell for our nonbelief. So if some atheists think they are stupid for believing all that nuttery, I think I'll let it pass.

"Apatheist." Christ on an imaginary bike.

Bitching that atheists are bitching that people are bigoted is stupid. Pretty sure it's asshole atheists like you that are giving us a bad name, not those of us who would like to be trusted enough to hold public office despite our personal beliefs about the existence of supernatural beings.

Yeah. My question is why you are talking about malnutrition as though that has anything to do with this article about tainted treats.