Private entities which are the subject of Fox News' worship! This is business winning, and money speaking — no worries, dear talking heads. The whole racism aspect must confuse them regarding which side they're supposed to take.

Algorithms that know me best: 1) Google; 2) Netlifx; 3) Amazon; 4) Facebook; 5) Pinterest.

"I have pain when I have sex."

No, Kim definitely doesn't share even an ounce of Kanye's talent. But I have a subscription to Vogue, and this cover was actually much better than their usual. This month features Emma Stone, and while I like Stone, it's a total snoozefest, which is pretty par for the course. It's like we're comparing the Kimye cover…

Nikki Minaj deserves her own cover. We don't need to trash Kim to campaign for a Nikki Minaj cover! I think Kim was a great accompaniment for Kanye. It was a gorgeous cover.

I have a (gifted) subscription. This was a very beautiful cover. The average Vogue cover is not more compelling than this one, so I don't see why people are getting so fucking upset about it. I love Emma Stone as much as the next person, but her cover is a snoozefest. People are just obsessed with putting women in the…

Well, I can see how this is a good catch for a gold-digger. But I'd still give her a little more credit — even if she overlooked his horribleness at first, the recordings make it clear that she eventually started calling out his racism.

Yep. It's not shocking to me that Sterling was in a relationship with a minority because his attitude — "I can replace you with a girl who will change for me" — doesn't show he has much respect for women anyway. Also, the fact that he was so comfortable publicly stepping out on his wife doesn't speak much to his…

Yes!! I kept saying to my boyfriend: "this guy is an idiot. I can't believe he is so rich and such an idiot. That is my takeaway here." Meritocracy is dead.

I'm not really sure whose side I'm on here. But "dog in heat." Wtf. You win by default.

I'm the same age as Kroes, and am happily on my way to a career that I think can help change the world. My credit card was declined last week. Kroes' life isn't over at 29, and I'd be doing the same damn thing as her if I could. Plus — that sort of messaging is damaging to girls regardless of what career they go in…

I can actually remember the exact sensation of clopping around in them. The fear that the fabric would get too stretchy. The weird foot sweat. I wish I still had mine because I bet a hipster would drop some cash for them on ebay.

I have convinced myself that I will become that hot in a month so that I can pull this look off. Easier than stilettos....right?

This hair is status in spades.

She thought the designers would guess who they were shooting when she sent them the measurements. LMAO

One time a friend told me she liked to say rude things and create awkward situations that made other people uncomfortable. I actually met her at a Jezebel mixer. Hey lady, if you're reading this...this is why I iced you out! <3

I am trying so so hard to justify my irrational dislike for Swift. It's not working.

You sure make a lot of statements about why they shouldn't be paid for someone who claims to think they should. But if you think they should be paid, you think they should be paid, and we agree that they should be paid. Really fucking simple. Luckily, the law is on our side!

How so?

Okay. If you don't think that employees should be paid a minimum wage, you are NOT for minimum wage. You are against it. And my child labor point was obviously not to compare the cheerleaders to children — but to show why labor laws are important.