I'm the same age as Kroes, and am happily on my way to a career that I think can help change the world. My credit card was declined last week. Kroes' life isn't over at 29, and I'd be doing the same damn thing as her if I could. Plus — that sort of messaging is damaging to girls regardless of what career they go in…

I can actually remember the exact sensation of clopping around in them. The fear that the fabric would get too stretchy. The weird foot sweat. I wish I still had mine because I bet a hipster would drop some cash for them on ebay.

I have convinced myself that I will become that hot in a month so that I can pull this look off. Easier than stilettos....right?

This hair is status in spades.

She thought the designers would guess who they were shooting when she sent them the measurements. LMAO

One time a friend told me she liked to say rude things and create awkward situations that made other people uncomfortable. I actually met her at a Jezebel mixer. Hey lady, if you're reading this...this is why I iced you out! <3

I am trying so so hard to justify my irrational dislike for Swift. It's not working.

You sure make a lot of statements about why they shouldn't be paid for someone who claims to think they should. But if you think they should be paid, you think they should be paid, and we agree that they should be paid. Really fucking simple. Luckily, the law is on our side!

How so?

Okay. If you don't think that employees should be paid a minimum wage, you are NOT for minimum wage. You are against it. And my child labor point was obviously not to compare the cheerleaders to children — but to show why labor laws are important.

Strippers keep their tips. But women are whores anyway, amirite?

You're all over the place here. I think you're saying you're against a minimum wage and labor laws. You do understand the job as a fry cook pays minimum wage though, right?

Minimum wage. Paid for time worked.

Pretty sure minimum wage and getting paid for hours worked would be more just compensation for being a "less entertaining stripper."

The employee-employer relationship is different from a mother-daughter relationship. Also...a list before college?? Not like...guidance while she was growing up? Something about this charming little anecdote makes me think it's fake!

Did you miss the part about where state and federal minimum wage laws apply to employees? If you employ someone, you pay them. If you don't think it's worth the $8 an hour, you don't employ them.

I'm a woman. It's pretty obvious you were given the advice regarding salary because it's one of the few objective facts you can glean from a profile other than height, smoking status, etc. As a woman interested in casual sex, I was extremely selective and only went on dates with the most attractive men. Sex and/or a…

Yep, those are the two I would pick as being okay, *despite* Perry's presence. I think they just throw her once decent bass-driven song an album. The only non-bass-driven Perry song I like is Teenage Dream. And I'll give her that only she could pull that barfcrap off.

Lolz, that's what men who can't get laid based on their looks/penis size must say.

My boyfriend has a terrible habit of flushing condoms. Recently, his sister casually mentioned she'd had to have the plumber come to her house because the toilet had gotten clogged again from flushing tampons. AGAIN. Some people just aren't raised properly.