I mean, that is completely irrelevant to this discussion. But it might blow your mind to think gay people should just get rights because they were born with teh gay. I think people's (consensual) sexuality is their own damn business regardless of whether it's entirely a choice or entirely biology.

Um look. You're pulling the whole "you fucking dumbasses don't know what a protected class is!" Half of goddamn Jezebel commenters are lawyers. We just don't feel the need to assume every other person on here is an idiot trying to make a "Free Speech!!"- like argument. Receiving public assistance is also not a…

Oh, and I don't think you'll have any problem if you go on telling people they're "literally crazy" for their perfectly reasonable opinions. No one else is suffering from a mental illness or has a family member suffering from a serious mental illness, so it's cool!

Well, the ECOA prohibits discrimination against people receiving public assistance income in credit transactions. It's not like everything is everything when it comes to restrictions on discrimination.

Okay. But there is nothing "literally crazy" (ROFL as daughter of schizophrenic, nice) about thinking it's reasonable for someone to think the law should change.

It's so unrelated I didn't even understand Schweeps was making that connection until I read this comment. Now I'm just so confused.

Okay — making it illegal for banks to refuse to give bank accounts to sex workers would not mean they couldn't ask their customers' profession - it would mean they couldn't discriminate against sex workers.

But what's wrong with the author thinking it shouldn't be allowed? Even if it legally is? Some people think it should be illegal to discriminate against people because of their sexual orientation. But in many states it is legal.

I first told my partner when I felt an outbreak coming on. I'm pretty sure you aren't contagious unless an outbreak is coming on or active. Something about it being lip rather than genitals made me feel better about waiting — it's on my face, there is nothing mysterious about it. He was actually a little surprised,…

I've only gotten one dose too — I wonder if it's any help?

I sort of see it, but I don't think it's completely fair. But the Iggy Is Racist tumblr was eye-opening.

2Chainz is redeemed by his cookbook.

So, my favorite super-commercial Minaj work is her verse on "Monster" (though I've watched some older videos that people have linked here). That level of aggression practically begs for a costume/character. I think she could pull off the demure beauty at movie premieres and tougher character in music videos though —…

Yeah I <3 old Nikki too. But if I had the opportunity to outshine a Playboy swimsuit model at a premiere...luckily this is all very theoretical for me and I'll never have to make these tough choices.

It's enough to question my stance against plastic. Dayyyyum. But then I have Ms. Natural Beauty Diaz bringing me back from the brink. And reminding me to stop eating cookies and do more yoga. Whatever.

I mean, I really thought my computer was going to explode after reading his super-secret spy message from the Universe of Men. I just wish I had a better sense of humor or we might not have lost this valuable ally here in Womanland!

God, can't you take a joke? Every good comedian follows up his joke with an explanation of why the joke can be read straight, just not if you take any issue with the point being made. Then it's a joke!

Also - those girl friends you have to whom you give this "joke" advice should probably be let in on the joke, don't ya think? Moving goalposts ftw.

"How exactly do you not suck?" Oh shit. YOU GOT ME. I have no idea! You're right, I totally apologize for failing to get that really clear joke (??) you made and then attempted to justify as though it weren't a joke and then personally attacked me over and over and over again. Yep, I suck. Good point. Off to go…

Holy shit.