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Haha, thanks. I always try and remind myself that while it’s hard and exhausting, it could be so much worse. My coworkers 3 year old just got diagnosed with cancer. That is the stuff of parents nightmares. So yeah, he wakes me up a lot but it’s not going to last forever and while everyone tells me just to ignore him

Yep, my husband and I are the same way. The way I see it, I didn’t climb on top of myself and get pregnant. He’s just as much of a parent as I am and he’s going to damn well parent.

I’ll never forget about a year back, my hubby was complaining to his best friend (who also has a young child) about how hard and

oh god i LOL’d. This is EXACTLY how having a toddler is like. Taking turns shoving food into your face hole while the other chases after the tiny tyrant. Mine just turned 2. I feel you.

Yeah, if there’s one thing I learned from his whole parenting thing it’s that all children are definitely unique. What works for your one kid, won’t work for your other. I had trouble sleeping alone as a child and so did my husband. Our kiddo definitely seems to struggle with the same but he’s still so young so who

Aw thanks! We’ve recently moved him into bed with us (he’s super sensitive and gets frightened very easily and doesn’t like being alone) and his sleep has “improved” (it’s still bad but not TERRIBLE). I know the reason he is waking is because he’s still breastfeeding and wants to comfort nurse. So I guess I’m to

Fuck, I missing sleeping SO MUCH. People always warned me that newborns don’t sleep well. Well, they failed to warn me that for SOME kids, this can continue for years. My child is over 2 and still wakes up every 2-3 hours every. single. night. EVERY NIGHT.

Yes, THIS. I’m a part of a mom group where so many women complain that they’re so sick of basically being their husbands mother. They do all of his laundry, cook all the meals, take care of the children, EVERYTHING with almost no appreciation from their husbands. And the women are all so resentful. Part of me just

Ya, I did this too. I exclusively breastfed my baby but also managed to pump a shit ton of extra milk (around 500 oz). I was literally swimming in boob milk. I ended up donating it all to the local childrens hospital but it certainly never affected how much my own baby received.

Ya, either way you just can’t win as a mother. Everyone is all “BREAST IS BEST” but just not in public and if you MUST leave the house, you better cover up. You seriously can’t win. Basically, you should exclusively breastfeed but stay in your house because nobody wants to see a baby attached to your tit, cause gross.

What in the actual FUCK is wrong with people. This is beyond sickening.

Ya sure, and then have your toddler pounding on the door and screaming to be let in. There’s no easy solution.

Coincidently, this is the exact look I gave my husband every morning while he left for work during my mat leave. While silenty screaming ENJOY EATING YOUR LUNCH WITH TWO HANDS AND SPEAKING TO ACTUAL ADULT HUMAN BEINGS YOU ASSHAT.

I don’t think men like our good friend Mr. Green here realize that a lot of women don’t

Yep and freeing up space for all those unwanted babies that Trump and his fuckboys are forcing women to have.

Trump, is that you?

Sorry, but I’m of the mindset that waiting until after you’re married to have sex with your partner for the first time is a terrible fucking idea and risky as hell.

It’s obviously none of my business what consenting adults choose to do, but I just don’t get why you’d want to wait until the point it becomes difficult

Feb 2016 I would have been horrified and shocked by this. Now, I read this and I’m like “yep, just another normal day in news it would appear”. Because apparently this is just the world we live in now. The world where a President basically agrees that you should, by law, be able to beat your wife without much

I’ve barely slept in two years (thank you loinfruit) so I ain’t no bright eyed betty, but this man looks ROUGH AS FUCK. He looks like he needs a blood tranfusion, STAT.

Honestly, (and maybe it’s because I’m not American), but I’ve never understood the obsession with Football. Just a bunch of dudes throwing a ball around, ramming heads and a whistler is blown literally every .3 seconds. I am very thankful that we don’t have a “football culture” up here because I’d be horrified if my