The Washington Foreskins

Things are finally going the Jets’ way.

If just 30-40 more plays go their way, they might be 1-5-1.

Hehe, killer deal. I hope it is life insurance.

It would be easier to get Kristin Cavallari to vaccinate her kids.

Wouldn’t a Trump audible be more appropriate while under center and grabbing some taint.

The NFL rule book is becoming the USGA rule book.

When did Trump take over running these companies?

Urinal denial about this mans commitment to his team.

That is just the massive backlog of dick pics trying to get to their intended  recipient.

If anyone in my league who used this, I would sign them up for Trump’s campaign newsletter.

Yo momma pant suit so white, David Duke asks her for laundry tips.

BREAKING: NFL suspends King County Sheriff for 10 games.

If we have learned anything by this campaign, it is pure bullshit.

If my old man yells at sports on TV in the middle of the forest, do the players still not hear him?

I have many friends in the black sheep community.

It looks like the day after the election when all the Trump trolls shrivel up and die.

They must go through a yuge amount of orange paint there.

It’s all about the bass.

It’s like a vagina’s natural defense when Trump walks into a room.