I can no longer Keep Calm and Carry On.

And you just let the the tongue of the shoe gets shoved down your throat because they are famous.

I can already feel my teeth chattering from the vibrations going over the brick sidewalk.

When did velcro shoes make a comeback?

Trump will date her in 10 years.

Can we just shut off the internet until the election is over?

It’s similar to what my TP looks like after eating a Trump steak.

It’s a dick in a box.

Tom Brady has Trump like hands in that picture.

Hillary using comic sans may be the only thing that makes this election worse.

BUILD THAT ARMREST! BUILD THAT ARMREST! BUILD THAT ARMREST! Make the airlines pay for it too!

You always buy a woman furniture first before an affair. Rule number 1.

The Wright Brothers didn’t have armrests on their plane. Did Orville get handsy with Wilbur?

The Trump campaign is basically the forwards/facebook posts from racist, conspiracy believing uncle-in-law.

People are increasingly getting news via social media or other online sources. This is just like a local news broadcast reminding people to register to vote.

Git er done.

You think a pole vaulter would be more protective of his pole.

It easy to predict when you put the same things on it every time.