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Gross. I'm sorry you and your husband have to deal with that. People are such dicks.

No, honey, it means I don't like shitty pizza.

God, those poor sad ladies. They're willing to settle for this crap as their fantasy. How can they not know better?

Oh, god, me too. Have you ever read Jenny Trout's takedown of the books? She's an erotica writer who actually is kinky, unlike homegirl who turned her shitty Twilight fanfic into this "worldwide phenomenon" of utter crap, and her chapter-by-chapter readings of the books are painfully hilarious. http://jennytrout.wor

Ugh no. The only compelling thing about that trailer is that I can see my office building through the window of Grey's office. Like, seriously, that's the only thing that held my interest, because now I have to figure out if they actually shot that scene on location here in Seattle or if they just green-screened it.

I bet the shaming is probably worse for dudes that don't like casual sex, since you're supposed to be all virile and sex-crazed all the time (per our ridiculous culture). But some dudes need more of a connection to enjoy sex, and that's okay!

Right? The best part of being accused of being a prude is that I'm kinky as fuck. So when friends of mine have gotten all up in my business for not having casual sex like them, I'm like, "Look, I like being tied down and dominated until my whole body explodes with pleasure. Is that what you like when you pick up

I'm a little past a year at this point, which is in no way the longest I've gone without sex... I think since I became sexually active my longest dry spell is around 4 years. And I'm a big, big fan of sex, so it's not like I don't want it... I just won't have it with people I'm not super into. (I've tried casual

Ugh, Robert is a total toolshed to boot. Stop ruining everything, Robert! Let Tom manage the land, he actually knows what's what and you can't be trusted to not totally cock it up! Ugh. I'm all mad now.

Cora has weirded me out ever since the "LET'S HAVE A PICNIC" moment in season 3. Calm down, Cora, picnics are cool but don't wreck your pants over it.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat? That is amazing!

Is it just me, or does Cora's head look sort of odd in that photo? Did they Photoshop a new head onto her body? Something about it is just... off. Then again, I could be high.

"If someone is doing life in prison, it is because they were committing a crime"

Yeah, one of my more obnoxious coworkers piped right up about conspiracy theories when this tidbit came up on the news on the break room TV this morning. But she's a truly obnoxious woman who has two master's degrees yet can't figure out that Google exists and she can use that instead of asking coworkers all of her

Oh, my god, what a terrible idea for a toy. Unless you're trying to turn your child into a master cat burglar, in which case go on with your bad self.

And yet you're taking my comment personally, and you've copied and pasted this exact comment to at least twoother person here. So... it's not okay for us to have posted here, but it's okay for you to excoriate us for expressing ourselves here? Fuck that, and fuck you.

Thank you for making me choke on my iced tea (and giving me a swell money-saving tip should I get to Vegas ever in my life).

Right? Damned evil feministas, using logic and being polite! How very dare we! Now quick, let's burn our bras and go drown all the male children! MWAH-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Twirl your leg hair, girls, if you don't have mustaches to twirl while you cackle like a cartoon bad guy! :)

You're wasting your breath... I tried nicely saying the same thing to this dude but he flipped out on me, started posting replies that weren't referencing anything I'd actually said, and now he's calling me a radfem who wants to castrate all men, so... yeah. Troll.

Dude, what the fuck are you on about? When did I blame you for anything at all? I'm not telling you to do a damn thing, all I'm doing is pointing out that those MRA's you're complaining about are the problem, not anyone here. But you seem to be on a real tear, either you're actually trying to behave more like those