Where do I report this for offensive content? How dare you besmirch this refreshing deliciousness. I rebuke you Satan. 

Migos shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same sentence. And Biggie was very thematically diverse. He talked about love, depression, aspirations, drug dealing, robbing (Gimme The Loot is brilliant), and politics. And on top of that he had straight bars. He just has a much smaller body of work over which all of that…

Been there, done that, have several t-shirts. If you’re going to buy a home then maintenance is a cost that any buyer should be factoring into their numbers. The estimate is 1% of the purchase price each year. In my experience that has been pretty accurate. Regardless, you are still paying for equity in an asset. Home…

One of the most brilliant visuals ever painted in hip-hop. The thing I love most about B.I.G. is how he drew pictures so vivid he never needed to put a label on them. Niggas is mad I get more butt than ashtrays is another favorite of mine.

HOW SWAY!!! Little thematic variation? I can’t. I. Just. Can. Not.

Or get a HELOC or sell. Even if you own the home outright the only way to to use the asset financially is as collateral, a HELOC, or sell. With any of those options you simply have more equity with which to work.

I have near perfect credit, been lucky AF, and am a Black homeowner. The credit is due to having messed it up in college and being OCD about not having much consumer debt and paying bills on time. One trip to collections was enough for me. The luck is having grandparents who helped me make the down payment on my first…

Yes and no on the mortgage is a long ass lease. You own the equity in your home. So if the house is worth $400K and you owe $300K then that $100K is yours. With a lease, you cannot sell the asset. Even a mortgaged asset is still yours to sell and profit from.

So I guess that there is no AirBnB hosting at Chez Jackson.

Technically the Lord’s day is Saturday but I ain’t tryna start no mess in here.

No lies told on #4. Spring is 1 week in mid June.

NO!! #9 is NOT trash at all. What is wrong with you people!!

I will agree with fingering. It’s boring as fuck and most men don’t do it well anyways.
As for saving money I gotta leave you where you’re at. Who doesn’t like seeing their net worth grow? If you don’t, that’s a you problem. Also, is it really a good idea to talk about how saving money is trash to a group of people…

 I’ve been to the Blacksonian twice and saw nary an homage to the jheri curl. For shame.

I do miss me some White Jay.

I do want Issa’s collarbone. Its popping!

But where’s the whole recap?

 Don’t bring a keyboard to that gunfight.

I feel like I did when I was six years old and my parents moved us from Sparrowbush Drive building 4 apartment 8 to our new house at 3 Dolphin Drive. 31 years later and I’m still salty.