Don’t clean yellow pillows, replace them. They’re pillows. Don’t be gross.

“Love that Joker!”  -the kids

Oop - oop - oop...

Yet, all of those versions owe some thanks to Jack Nicholson’s

“‘I’m non-binary, so I just don’t see myself as a woman solely,’ they told the Red Table Talk women. ‘I feel all of my energy. I feel like God is so much bigger than the ‘he’ or the ‘she.’ And if I am from God, I am everything.’”

Man my friend told me this earlier and I could have SWORN this already happened like a year or two ago :S idk if I got them confused with someone else or I got them coming out as pan confused with coming out as non-binary, or what lmao but it was a weird Berenstain/Berenstein bears kinda moment

Dredd. That is all

it might appear worthless at first glance, until you think about the secondary market of providing fodder for blog posts for sites trying to fill out their quota

Wu-Tang is, in fact, for the children.

Did Fallon try to show her his bored monkey jpeg?

At 11 he was on the pulse of education policy and government failings.

Damn even kid Prince is still cooler than anyone alive

I can’t remember the last time the internet actually deserved a “Great Job”, but this properly does. But primarily: 

The best Bond themes are Carly Simon’s “Nobody does it better” and Sheena Easton’s “For your eyes only”

What does that even mean, he resigned from the academy?  I’m assuming, nothing.  

At least his PR team is earning their wages.

I don’t need the approval of anyone who finds a violent response appropriate against a joke in a public forum known for personal jokes. Don’t need it and didn’t ask for it.

“How was your weekend?”

Moonlighting was the first non-kiddy TV show I made a point of watching or at least taping each week back in the day.   Always hoped he’d give us one more comedic role before he hung it up.  

no that’ll be the spinoff Die Hard Nights