Can we stop pretending that Jay Z cares about anyone other than Jay Z? It was crazy how many people were excited for him to get involved with the NFL, thinking it gave black people a seat at the table. No, it just gave Jay Z a seat and nothing has improved for black players, coaches, staff, etc

In case anyone is unclear on the social hierarchy of America at this point...

It certainly isn’t his spine.

What did you expect from a scientologist?

I’ll take false equivalencies for $100 Alex!

That was Will Smith’s biggest hit in years.

You gotta do something when you are building back a franchise and the new movies all suck.

I never voted for her and I hate this state for voting her in.

In her defense, she has been in the spotlight, mostly, because she was dating the richest man in the world.  Her music career has not been blowing shit up much

When’s the last time you heard a funky diabetic?

Turns out the answer is today.

“You on point Phife?”

“I’m cancelled”, says woman who hasn’t been out of the spotlight in the decade since it happened.  Fuck sites that out people, but fuck this nonsense too.

She’s a white rich bitch. This isn’t how she “turned out” - she was always like this. She comes from a coddled, privileged background where she experienced little pushback or boundaries.

Specifically, Grimes recounts how that particular photo (from 2012) got “leaked,” causing her to get “canceled” “before the woke era.”

Let me just set the record straight; Ted Cruz is a dipshit wearing clown makeup

Chelsea’s easily as thirsty as Grimes and Elon.

Grimes likes to have fun with the press—recall that trolling show of reading The Communist Manifesto for the paps—so it seems likely that she knows exactly what she’s doing with this whole secret baby/new girlfriend twofer.