Incorporate some “Bobby Ewing” it was all a dream thing into the script.

Have a plan.

No wonder he lost that race. His dad was feeding him sugar water.

If it’s like this then I’m all in.

Her farm is missing a nut.

Bruno’s got something to say

Monotonous TV

Noine

I can see Roseanne and Dan Connor not voting at all. She would be disgusted at the choices and Dan would be in the garage having some beers while “fixing” his bike not giving a rats ass.

He’s a human motivational poster.

These are the same people that think the WWE is real wrestling.

Great to see they’re acknowledging Bea Arthur as canon

“self-congratulatory Boomer nostalgia porn” is spot on and here’s another example.

What it is is a ripoff of a scene from an Indian movie and they’re proud of having no original ideas. Sure they say they changed it but the dancing and song are the meat and potatoes of this skit and it’s done terribly. Never forget Little Superstar.

Thank Peppermint Patty ABC is showing It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown tonight. A rock in your bag of candy to you and yours.

They already have spokesperson, Apache Chief.

And a ketamine chaser.

Blade Runner 2049: Get Off My Dirt

“With 50% less Poochie!”