“Do you mind if I call someone in? I happen to have a Superman memorabilia expert who happens to be next door at the Dippin Dots.”

Could also be that everyone was sick of Schwarzenegger movies and people were ready for Tarantino style flicks.

I don’t mind an artist using modern gadgets you get the final piece done with your own hands but when the pieces you are known for are done in China are they really done by an American artist?

“When do the Bladerunners start transforming?”

Everything I needed to know about guns I learned from watching Shooter.

One can hope that the spot where her body is is actually empty and she’s buried somewhere where she can rest in peace.

Do I remember? I can’t let go.

I’ll buy that for a dollar!

Between that and the old lady thumping her chest outside the 7-11 picking fights, no thank you Colorado Springs.

She can take a couple of lessons from this guy.

First sign of things to come was back in 2002 when they focused on a new athletic line. Looked like something the space mafia would wear.

He’s a lawyer!

He’s too busy watching everyone have sex like a 12-year-old boy who discovers porn on the internet.

So much winnin er i mean water

Wouldn’t declarations like this lead to a disgruntled employee shooting everyone?

All the Bronzer in the world isn’t going to shine this turd.

The Mooch it is

Isn’t it great to know you came in 4th place! USA! USA!

Whenever I see pieces where someone writes about their significant other I cringe. Not because it can be sappy but you never know down the line if there’s a breakup and a story like this is still around.