#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

“But-but lady, your freedoms”

Gun of the week?????? WTF!!!! Its not a freaking sandwich

Note to self: become a hobbyist beekeeper so I can write memoir about the life lessons it taught me titled “Bitch, I might bee”

What the hell is wrong with every person in convicted rapist, Brock Turner’s life?

Damnit, Massachusetts. Led the country in the American Revolution. Led the country in Marriage Equality, now leading the country on Transfolks’ rights. Are you feeling a little smug tonight?

Thank goodness because my poo is definitely not this color.

Great, now I’m going to be comparing all of my poops to this to make sure I defecate in the right pantone.

Gawd, right? It’s like we don’t even need to quote her anymore. Just shorthand her name and we ALL know what’s being said.

Margaret Atwood.

“Dude, let’s have some grass!”

This election has brought out the weirdest, creepiest, most boorish parts of the American psyche out of the dank cellars in which they were hiding.

And this dude, a sheer bastion of intellect! He’s so smart he uses profanity and playground insults to just demolish people who disagree with him, without having to even resort to logic or even ordinary argument! Aren’t we proud of this sparkling American wit!

It's actually a little bit amazing that a person can be so vile that no one likes him. Even Donald Trump has friends, Ted Cruz has none

Can Kylie Jenner’s Labia Lip Kit be far behind?

No statement from Rachel Ray yet tho? Suspicious.

Also: Fantasia, J. Hud and LaToya singing together was so beautiful and cut way too short.

As great as "Senior Year" Obama is, I love "Dad" Obama the most