frosting is a cake’s condom - it tastes gross, it protects you from disease, and its always better without

While recognizing the privileged verdict (wt grl) and severity of the situation, it’s blatant through the evidenced texts that this girl has a laundry list of her own mental issues. Throwing her into a jail cell to rot for twenty years doesn’t help anyone, not her, not Roy’s family, not one person. Since she is so…

oh wow, so true. maybe it’s not based on that cycle?

TITUSS! goddammit, i love that man, character and irl. he’s so wonderful. also the supporting actress category is so, so, SO right. Leslie Jones <3

my guinea pig, james franco, 100% went through puberty. he was moody and snarky; he also just might have been living up to his name.

Sure, we applaud you, Joe. But why now? These despicable things happened months ago...  

How the eff did this happen in public and NO ONE helped her? w.t.f.

Goldie Hawn doesn’t age.

Women don’t poop, that’s insane.

“And Miss Universe is......... NEKKED GRANDMA”

Is rape in Norway not committed by its own citizens as well?

but there were Digital Get Downs (GET IT?!!?)

This is what I imagine my future looking like.

If the prejudice husband doesn’t want the award... I’d be down to take it? “The Pizza Destroyer Woman of the Year”

Honestly depending on the day, sometimes showering and brushing my teeth is self-care. And sometimes it’s dropping $150 dollars at JCrew on some bedazzled top I’ll wear once.

As a full time klutz, it’s hard enough having to watch your every step, and try and laugh it off infront of everyone. Now we have men critiquing us for not being graceful enough? C’mon bro. You try walking a red carpet in a big ass dress with heavy heels on and bright lights flashing constantly at you. Pssh

I’m gunna period on the train now. Just to do it.

What about that Doctors Without Borders hospital the US blew up? Anyone wanna organize a committee on that? Anyone?.... *cricket*cricket*