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Bargain bin Benedict Cumberbatch ass

So, Taylor...WHAT’S GOOD?

This ‘secret project’ wouldn’t happen to be coming to fruition in, say, 2020 would it?

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

A male feminist walks into a bar

Yeah, I think the bride/groom made an informed decision, but I feel bad for the innocent bystanders. Can you imagine, you’re already dreading going to your shitty conservative cousin’s wedding because when her Facebook isn’t MAGA it’s a fucking wedding countdown clock, and all you’re looking forward to is the open

As terrible as this girl is and as much as she may very well be a straight up sociopath, I still don’t feel comfortable with the idea that the State should be able to find somebody criminally culpable for somebody else’s suicide. In this case, I go back to the question of whether this would have been a crime if she

She didn’t hook up the hose and stick it in the car.

I cant help but feel like we sentence all young people too harshly, and although this was heinous and reprehensible, maybe 15 months is about right.

She should be doing 2.5 years for those eyebrows alone.

Maya Rudolph is perfect.

Not with Julius around, he won’t.

Counterpoint: No they won’t. These kids will never interact with the peasants of the world. Having a funny name doesn’t matter when you’re an elite.

Titus for the win! Throwing myself a gif party to celebrate. Also, get it Sam Bee get it!!

Issa Rae? Insecure?

The biggest travesty is that Boobs in California wasn’t nominated for best song. I’m about to start Lemonading over this.

Take it home, Nicole! She was a dynamo in Big Little Lies.

I’m ambivalent about most of the nominees, but I love that Shannon Murder (Barb from Stranger Things) got a Guest Actress nomination!

The only thing we can be certain of in these uncertain times is that Julia Louis-Dreyfuss will once again (deservingly) win for Best Actress in a comedy.

Didn’t Stranger Things get nominated last year? I seem to remember the kids being at every award show.