With cheesey croutons

Nice reference and doesn’t it just suit this topic perfectly

Same here - green fly, black fly, plants going mouldy, squishy, dead from lack of water, burnt from sunshine... I’ve had it all.

Now that’s some impressive / obsessive flower press work. Did she have colleagues there? My co-workers would never let me forget it if I tried that on them.

Some relatives of mine went to a wedding with the sort of favours that make sense. Every attendee got a plant in a pot which the bride & groom thought each atendee would like, even the kids. It was so personal and so sweet that I can see the point (not too expensive either). Chili plannt for those that like hot food,…

I would’ve given him a swift punch if it was me in that situation. Maybe it would’ve sobered him up...

The best part was the Malaysian public linking the earthquake and the nakedness. Apparently the Malaysian mountain spirits are highly unappreciative of naked Europeans.

My new style is going to be Kimmy Schmidt (post-bunker). Bring on the purple and yellow and cheesy grin

#36 Uncomplainingly watches Eurovision with you and doesn’t talk through the good songs

But at least apparently her boobs are ‘Charming’ so there’s a plus point? That’s my aim in life - to possess charming boobs...

What I find most upsetting about this is that he wasn't texting in 2004. Really?!

I'm looking forward to voting for Zit Popping Videos already!

It took a long time for my family to realise that during those long reunions with my dads side of the family, my younger brother (who was about 15) would be steadily putting away a fair few glasses of wine. It was only when more bottles were found to be empty then we expected that we twigged.

Can I add pocket mirrors? This year I received three and although they're all very pretty, I'm starting to suspect my relatives think I could be brushing up better or taking more of an interest in my general sloppiness

Id never heard of it before today but xkcd explained to me how it works...

Now I feel ill and vegetarian.

You're speaking some wisdom right there. Plus in the UK they reckon the average divorce costs upwards of £44,000*! For each party! If I was married & wanted a divorce I'd say "Hey other half, let's stay married and each but a sports car/ yacht/ holiday home in Spain".