I read Nate Silver’s Five Thirty Eight, Politico, The Atlantic (every single column)...I’m subscribed to 2K blogs though so I’ll stop right there.

I’m sorry but I don’t want to blow people away with my immense amount of patriotism.

I look forward to seeing the rates of teen pregnancies, STIs, and various inconvenient health related ailments. You go Bobby, go!

Is that a star-shaped pastie...?

that’s the way I run too!

Do you mind sharing a quick summary of what the book says? I mean, I’m definitely in awe of people who vote against their interest.

I just watched one of her videos and she literally says like LITERALLY a million times. She does that fuckin’ annoying “sexy baby vocal virus.”

Sorry. I still don’t know any of these people.

Everyone should just let people plan their own damn weddings and you know, SHUT UP.

To be completely honest due to the fact that I have a business and I need to make money, I’ve seriously considered going into the wedding biz because BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. *insert relevant Dr. Evil/Mr. Burns GIF*

I don’t know. Everyone likes a good poop, and that would be taking care of bizness.

D infinity!

#SoBlessed

I think it’s because he’s deprived, unexperienced, and culturally unaware of many of the things around him because of his upbringing. Now that he’s a grown adult, he’s tempted like a 13 year old boy because he was never educated on issues related sex.

I’ve never even heard of this university...

Thanks for saving my life. I COULD’VE DIED!

Ugh. What a stupid fucker.

One of them is heavily related to my job so fuck ‘em all. I guess I can’t have a career, huh?

Pretend D.J.

Has she changed her nose again? I’m really wondering and not being snarky or..whatever.