I just watched one of her videos and she literally says like LITERALLY a million times. She does that fuckin’ annoying “sexy baby vocal virus.”

Sorry. I still don’t know any of these people.

Everyone should just let people plan their own damn weddings and you know, SHUT UP.

To be completely honest due to the fact that I have a business and I need to make money, I’ve seriously considered going into the wedding biz because BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. *insert relevant Dr. Evil/Mr. Burns GIF*

I don’t know. Everyone likes a good poop, and that would be taking care of bizness.

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I think it’s because he’s deprived, unexperienced, and culturally unaware of many of the things around him because of his upbringing. Now that he’s a grown adult, he’s tempted like a 13 year old boy because he was never educated on issues related sex.

I’ve never even heard of this university...

Thanks for saving my life. I COULD’VE DIED!

Ugh. What a stupid fucker.

One of them is heavily related to my job so fuck ‘em all. I guess I can’t have a career, huh?

WOOHOO!

I WIN!!!!! I WIN EVERYONE!!!!!11!!ONE!!1!!!

I am waiting for this. Like dying to hear about any resignation...I hope there’s at least one Duggar.

It it fucked up or morally repugnant to say that I wanna do the same?

Do you wanna...taco ‘bout it? :(