I think I'm expecting quads because I always want dip and ribs.

For some reason, I read that as "weiner". Let's face it, they really are all weiners.

It's too cheesy to not be one!

Again. NO. It's a politically correct term.

No, it's a politically correct term. It's part of the writing style guide here to describe multiple minority groups. You do have it confused with "colored".

I was harassed in the Netherlands — squinty eyes and kissing noises. I did not experience any racism in Italy.

I once went on a date with a dude who asked me "What are you from?" to which I responded "U.S." "But you where are you really from?" "If you mean ethnicity, my mom is Chinese." And then he said "I'm Italian, I don't know English that well." Which is utter bullshit because he went to an English boarding school and went…

I'm embarrassed to admit that I was Manhattan to a t.

YOU TOTALLY LOOK MORE ETHEREAL but I guess a good part of that is lighting.

I definitely don't disagree with you but I've been noticing restaurants calling it dim sum when it's not. It should be called brunch on wheels or something.

Do you know what's also Columbusing? Dim sum. How a bunch of white hipster restaurants are trying to do their own version of Asian fusion, selling shit like roasted broccoli rabe (not Chinese broccoli) for $8/baby plate, and wheeling that stuff on a dim sum cart, cuz "dim sum"

More like Guarini and Jimmy Fallon's love child.

I always want to be ridiculous when they tempt me. I EAT BABIES FOR DINNER? WHAT? THE CALORIES IN HERE ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE 72OZ STEAK I DEVOURED TODAY!

Ah yes. I believe it is called a moose knuckle.

I actually know that woman. Nice person and a great business woman. Her personality matches the dress however.

Meh. I dunno. I hear it's hard to maintain those kind of abs.

What. the. hell.

Did you conduct this interview with a straight face? Because shit, I would be laughing the entire time.

Exactly. You're not thinking "gee, I hope I didn't hurt the cat" when you're worried about your kids safety.