My husband knows that I'm worth AT LEAST a gold plated Lambo of some sort.

I think my dog has a really bad sense of direction then....

I was expecting something far worse but still... :O I can't believe that happens to people! Biology does what it wants!

Y'knowwww....Jennifer Aniston would've had a Duggar-ful of children if tabloid predictions were somewhat accurate.

Seeing Britney now makes me sad for some reason. I really want her to live a long and healthy life privately with her kids, puppies, and a big ass loving family to support her.

The throat and the engagement ring thing: this is why I find the whole hiding ring in food thing unpractical. Romantic? Fuck no (sorry some of you) but maybe you're anticipating a comedic, sitcom-like situation anyways.

I know it's only claimed by the tabloids but the whole concept of shaving an Adam's apple sounds terrifying, painful and unnecessary unless you were trans (but I thought hormone therapy helped with this?). I didn't even know that could be done.

I feel the same when people are all "where are you from? No. Where are you REALLY from?"

It's been awhile since I've had some blue laffy taffy. Going to try it for the sake of Science.

Or the need to utter the motto and sayings like a cult.

Did you ever get a chance to read Cinderella Ate My Daughter?

You know, I get the need for brands to re-band — of course she wants something edgy given her age — but for godssakes, that tongue still annoys the shit outta me and I'll never forget it.

Ugh. That's hard to comprehend. All sorts of mind fuck. What about traveling? Vacations to foreign lands? Maybe that would be like visiting a zoo to them?

Still trying to wrap my head around that. So basically, as long as the group/race stay in their own country/region it's okay for them to live?

"Lorde's boyfriend makes me very uncomfortable"

I wonder who designs this crap?

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the design of this shit.

I feel like you save so much money from tampons, pads, liners, midol and all that jazz...*pondering*

Either her nose gets shorter, her lips are sagging lower, or her philtrum is getting longer...

Not bad considering her face looks like it got run over by a truck kind of a mess.