All septum piercings look like that. However they work wonders to discourage the rooting reflex. Willow won't be digging under the fence and tearing up the yard any time soon.

Artisan? Child, offer up photos of these things you have made by hand. Thank you.

Signed, Female Motherfucking Welders of America

That is an amazing cover look. She has such a cool beauty.

our Siri

“Her items have spunky witticisms on them like ‘You said U loved me but you lied’”

One person’s “spunky witticism” is another person’s Michael Bolton lyric.

*spits water*

Of course, it is just as weird and funny from the other side. All the old people read articles like this and think, “why do young people think all older people who work are somehow responsible for the hell we all have to work in now.” We certainly aren’t excited that companies have downsized and made all of us do the…

Wow. I just kept scrolling and scrolling but the article kept going... But she had a job editing other people's work? Um. Okay.

This is why you teach your kids about consent as soon as you can. Always reinforce that “No” needs to be respected.

So one would think that the answer to this is comprehensive sexual education that includes consent. For high school students and advice columnists everywhere.

Right. I have an acquaitance who once said that if you go to a guy’s house who is clearly interested in you, you should expect to have sex with him, and I was like, hold the fucking phone. I’m 34 years old and have had sex with a lot of people, and I still expect things to generally progress from kissing, to hands and…

Yes. I loved Ann Landers. And I still use her meatloaf recipe.

And WTF with Abbs and the “well he CLEARLY wanted to have sex with you, duh you dumb bitch” cause you know, studying = drive to isolated area and rape. Natch.

That’s actually pretty terrifying, and to think this woman has only reached out to friends and fucking Dear Abby makes it even sadder.

Ann Landers was waayyyyy better. I remember as a kid she said a woman could walk down the street naked and it would still be rape. Miss her.

A perfect example, ladies and gentlemen, of why “yes means yes” has to be taught alongside “no means no.” Poor woman child ):

“He had made no secret that he wanted sex with you”

My thought exactly. There is no issue with how the girl responded, and it’s clear she was raped, but it also seems like the boy didn’t understand (hopefully) that when she was making small protests, it was his responsibility to take that as a solid ‘no’.

Um, he invited her over to study and then drove her to an isolated area? Yeah, that’s not predatory at all! Just a communication problem. smgdh

A perfect example, ladies and gentlemen, of why “yes means yes” has to be taught alongside “no means no.” Poor woman ):